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How about we discuss the Shrek franchise.
What do you think about upcoming Shrek 5 movie?
This is a serious thread, so don't post "that" copypasta.
Teaser trailer raises some questions. But i think movie is gonna be shrektastic
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I rewatched shrek 1 a couple years ago, and I still think it holds up very well. it's a true classic. I haven't seen any of the others in over a decade, though.

I saw some of the outrage over the facial redesigns from the new trailer - shrek does look off to me for sure; I've seen some good breakdowns about how it's almost entirely due to adjusting the eye placement (and to a lesser extent, the way the irises are rendered). I do think it was probably a mistake for them to change the face of such an iconic character in a subtle way, because it's unlikely to make the design more appealing to new viewers, but immediately looks "wrong" to anyone who's familiar with shrek already.

some are being very negative about the fact that the trailer references things like social media/shorts, and while I agree the trailer felt kind of try-hardy (really not helped by the voiceover), I think there's a solid argument that this kind of pop-culture reference was always part of the shrek formula (see picrel). I mean, come on - grumpy old shrek grumbling about and "not understanding" tiktok? it could be funny :^p

in general, I kind of hate trailers, so I don't think it's fair to judge the movie based on a single out-of-context joke, but it certainly has gotten the public reception for the movie off to a rocky start
>>1234 (OP) 
Wpek
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he looked so wrong when i first saw him, but i didnt know why. 

then some nerds posted facial analysis diagrams explaining what exactly changed, and some photoshops have made him look basically normal again.

ever since that sonic trailer, people have made comments about how theyre going to get the studio to FIX it, the same way they did with sonic.

and for shrek it looks like even less effort to correct the weirdness. so if they do end up fixing it... im going to assume this is just the new way studios do marketing.
cause everyone will be praising them for listening to the audience and saying how good it looks now.

if not, its just ugly slop and who cares.
>>1234 (OP) 
>What do you think about upcoming Shrek 5 movie?
The trailer was fine. People make it sound like it's this AI generated abomination from the depths of hell but it's really not that bad. My only complaint is that the daughter looks like one of those memes where they make Shrek's family Mexican. Also TikTok reference but maybe that's the boomer in me just being bitter.

>1234
Holy GET
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>>1325
Agree. Trailer doesn't look like AI generated to me. It looks like "The Croods", which is not a bad thing.
Though some ai generators learned to generate Shrek (or random ogre) it seems.
I simply am not going to watch any new Shrek installations. Just not going to. What they did to Ice Age was bad enough. It started as a really fun thing and ended like some lame whatever the fuck. No. Fuck off.
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Yes, that's right: Hero Energy Bars for the Hero in everyone. Giving Heroes that extra energy boost since...
well, last year.
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>>1507
It's kind of spooky they're just hanging in the mid-air like that. Huhhh. They're giving me heebie-jeebies!
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>Hero Bar
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Have a nice day
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Shrekchan Time
Mirrors of hidden "Alien Astronomer" pages from Shrekchan (http://shrekchan.org/alien/Aliens/cozy/shrek/) are available here:
http://www.gbppr.net/mindcontrolforums/pro-freedom.co.uk/6583/index.html
https://geocities.restorativland.org/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/
http://www.geocities.ws/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/
http://www.geocities.ws/marksrealm/
https://www.oocities.org/area51/shadowlands/6583/
http://geocitiessites.com/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/
https://web.archive.org/web/20090723033106/www.geocities.com/area51/shadowlands/6583/
https://web.archive.org/web/20091027001714/www.geocities.com/marksrealm/
geocitiessites.com has different page design, but content is the same
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Inside html file of archived Shrekchan alien pages we can find information about when and how pages where copied
Forgot another mirror:
https://www.oocities.org/marksrealm/
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>>1699
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>>1416
Understandable.
But DreamWorks is not a Blue Sky Studios. So who knows, how is it gonna be.
>>1897
We can only wait for now.
>>1777
Should have posted second wallpaper
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>>1899
Here
>>1244
it honestly doesn't look as bad as people paint it out to be. i don't get the issue
>>1416
>>1897
Maybe it'll be kino like the latest Puss in Boots film. I am cautiously optimistic
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Hey now
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you're a rockstar
>>2000
2000 GET for SHREK, it seems!
>>2000
kek it's kino
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>>2048
shrekino
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>>2500
>another shrekposter GET
I kneel...
ШРЕК
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>>2581
ОСЁЛ
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24 years since Shrek 1 was released
18 years since Shrek The Third was released
In USA
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>>3092
And 21 years since Shrek 2 was released
tomorrow
>>3092
the world was never the same after this
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>>3100
Judas was payed in Sheck coins.
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Act of ultimate treason, doubly profaned, to seal hell's endless rule over earth.
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No man, born after May 18, 2001 has chance for salvation.
Less than hundred, out of billions, of those, who witnessed the First Cuming of Shreck can be saved.
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>>3173
>>3174
>Shrek's Quest Amulets
I wonder how many people got the golden amulet
>>3100
I missed 19 and 21 may date.
Happy late 21 anniversary to Shrek 2 and Happy late 15 anniversary to Shrek Forever After
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Interesting find: Shrek Statue
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Location: Moscow Refrigeration Engineering Plant "Iskra"
(Московский завод холодильного машиностроения "Искра")
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Address: Russia, Moscow, Pavlovskaya street 27/29
Does your country has Shrek statue?
>>3800
Where would one look it up?
Shrek was a volcel Orc?
>>3802
yeah until a foid kicked in forcing him and a fucking donkey to risk their lives battling a god damn dragon just to rescue her.
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>>3801
Shrek statue can be everywhere.
Another one:
Czechia, Vrbno 36, 276 01 Hořín-Mělník 1
Too bad, some farquaad vandalized it.
shrek does cover a lot of issues, regarding discrimination of refugees, fictional characters, midgets, gnomes, furries, monarchy, feudalism. 
What is this alphabet?
How is so many Slavs are here on Marzichan? 
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>>3824
okay.
I like jews. I'm 45% jewish. שלום
(I don't control Holywood, unfortunately! )
I liked Karine Jean Pierre before, & now I like Karoline Leavitt! (Karoline is a good motion picture btw)
Just imagine both in Shrek 6 movie! They are amazing. 
>>3815
that's an idol, prohibited by Holy Scripture. (Leviticus 19:4) (Exodus 20:4, Deuteronomy 5:8)

I think slavs were opressed & underepesented minority in west
(oh & I supported RFK Jr., btw, if you are curious)
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Can't we just settle this over a pint?
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trips 
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>>4444
cat get!
>>3884
I wish Shrek was my father.
>>4457
my dad is WAY cooler than shrek
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>>4458
You best take that back laddy
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Christmas in July
>>4800
Embed this to play on every page during Christmas, Marzimin.
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Could you realistically defeat Shrek in a fight? You are given 1 hour of prep time.
>>4800
hah, it loops pretty well
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Donkey spinoff confirmed
>>4883
Marzichan, the ONLY source for Shrek!
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Shrekchanified Marzichan
>>4928
Dump that CSS, my fellow brogre
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>>4929
Straight from Shrekchan.org. But modified to load image from Wayback Machine. Not a good idea, probably will choose different image hosting service.
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>>4965
Alternative version. Instead of hosting image on external website, the image is inside text file (in base64)
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>>4966
Example
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>>4967
Another example
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>>4968
Base64 one functions as intended
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>>4969
Don't forget to set theme to Yotsuba b
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>>4968
A theme that properly honors shrek should hit some earthy brown and earwax notes imo
>>4979
I agree, but it's hard to shy away from nostalgia... Perhaps it can be a theme in the New Marzichan.
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>>4970
Huh, it seems the site doesn't have any CSS options. Are you using an extension of some kind?
>>4981
Opened browser devtools, found "/stylesheets/marzichan.css" line and replaced it with Shrekchan "swamp green" theme url (from Wayback Machine). Changing/refreshing page changes theme back to normal.
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Just use Stylus or alternatively don't since that green theme looks awful. I'm using Dark Reader which inverts the colors and it's comfortable
>>4985
Eripilled. Saved
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>>5003
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/shrek-5-release-date-delayed-june-2027-1236486883/

"A delayed ogre is eventually good." 
>>5049
I'm hoping for a Shrek Renaissance!
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>>4966
Seems like these became 404 somehow.
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>>4965
First reupload
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>>4966
Second reupload
Seems like reuploading files fixed previous uploads.
Anyway, reuploaded for archival. Themes are for vichan anyway, and not great.
>>5542
hmm, it's possible there were issues in the migration with .txt files.
sorry for any trouble, I'm glad you had the files on hand still!
>>5544
>Seems like reuploading files fixed previous uploads.
ah, jschan stores files by hash, so it makes sense that reuploading the exact same file would fix it for all posts referencing that hash
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Some small news.
Universal Kids youtube channel rebranded into Shrek channel
>>5983
Probably because Universal Kids shut down
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>>4800
MP3 version
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I just wanna fish for gods sake
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I'm watching Scared Shrekless on this Halloween
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Some Shrek 5 News

There was Shrek balloon at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade "Balloonfest" 2025. (Probably gonna appear  on Macy's 99th Parade)
You can see Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia on it.
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>>6662
Alt view.
Felicia's eyes are blue.
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>>6663
Different side
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>>6663
In Scared Shrekless and Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular/Donkey’s Caroling Christmas-tacular eyes where already brown.
This eye color blooper was since 2010.
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Check Shrek balloon at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2025
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>>7000
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>>7018
False. Shrek is not drek.

Anyway. Some news.
Shrek is mentioned in The Hollywood Reporter's interview with Eddy Murphy
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>>7036
Pink Panther too
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>>7000
More News
As expected, there was Shrek balloon.
>>7482
You can also see Pinocchio on balloon.
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>>7483
And some important info, voice actors.
Marcello Hernández is the voice Fergus
Skyler Gisondo is the voice of Farkle
>video is official
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>>7484
I hope you had a good Thanksgiving.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
Now i'm gonna watch Shrek the Halls and Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular
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>>4800
>>5985
Now i can upload other songs today.
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>>5985
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>>4800
>>5985
>>7774
>>7772
Upload the movie here so we can all watch together
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>>4800
>>5985
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>>7775
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>parallel universe where DreamWorks prefers Pepsi over Sierra Mist
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>>7984
Nano Banana Pro/Gemini 3 Pro is impressive. I like how it did small details and slogan (Gemini added it, not me).
>new pepsi logo text instead of old one
>pic related and used for generation
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>>7984
>>7986
I like other results too.
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>>7987
Original. I like the background.
>www.pepsihind.com
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>>7987
Cool slogan
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>>7989
Original
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People talk about the Shrek TV
But how many people talk about Shrek DVD player?
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what is your favorite thing about shrek?
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