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Last spring I, met a mantis, N'unlike what the rumors say 'bout 'em, it was not prayin...
I saw it, and IT? saw ME see it...
I went up to it and said;
"...what areya doin up here lil guy?
reachin for the skies..? heh..."
And IT looked me back, dead in my eye...
As if to say; "areth thou not doing the same?"
I didn't like that, not one bit. So I went up to it, and whispered;
"You're in the reign of the giants now. What if I EAT you? Worse yet, whats'bout if I let this growling feline beast eat you? You think god would stop us?"
Then it froze... for about ninety to ninety five seconds... Then it started twitching, like it was warming up before a fight...
Kept walking north right past me and the beast, then... it kept climbin.
I thought to myself "good luck lil mantis... may the gods help ye on your journey to stars..."
Unless the chihuahua upstairs ate it before that? Though I'm not supposed to share that as part of the fable- Ah!