No.2759
Anyone else following the election?
Black smoke today, but it was only 1 round of voting. Tomorrow it will be 2 ballots in the morning and 2 in the afternoon, so it may be over as early as tomorrow or the day after.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_ParolinI have a feeling this guy will be selected but that might be too obvious of a choice.
No.2761
>>2760kicking back with a cold bang's and playing undertale on the papal CRT
No.2776
The worst thing about having an interest in theology and, by extension, its current events is that everyone involved is usually ontologically evil human begins. Sigh.
No.2779
i hope that the bad ones do not win and that the good one wins
No.2780
>>2779there are no good ones
No.2781
it needs to be someone who has a unique face. someone with memorable features.
No.2786
>>2759Hoping for Pierbattista Pizzaballa to win because
- he has the funniest name ever
- his birthday is the same as the date that Pope Francis died
No.2791
it's a freaking American...
No.2793
>>2791all the more fit to enjoy a lifetime of root beer
No.2804
>>2803ALL LIE PROSTRATE BEFORE THE NEW POPE
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No.2807
Pope Marzipan I
No.2809
>>2807they love marzipan in italy, it'd be a smashing success
No.2812
>>2809do you think they'd love marzichan...?
No.2815
>>2812that may be a tall order, since most of them don't speak english :^p
No.2817
>>2816>prostatemust the pope sentence you to a monastic life of copying religious texts by hand until you no longer make such mistakes? tsk tsk
No.2818
>>2816Don't use Basil in this context...
No.2858
>>2795apparently he covered up sexual abuse and doesn't like gay people. wtf bros
No.2862
same.....