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 No.1654[Reply]

I just wanna apologize to my wife Marzi for the Jessica Hahn bathtub incident. It's stupid and I'll never do anything like that again and I love you and I'm very sorry and sincere and don't please don't make a mockery of this. I'm serious. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to bring the board down I just want to apologize to her. She's very upset. Thank you.

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 No.1575[Reply]

Apologies.
Not for anything I said, but for how I dressed the saying.
I laced it in irony, dipped it in venom, and served it daily from the same filthy trough I always slurp from.

If I could say it, I would.
But you've observed me long enough by now—
I learned to speak through characters.
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 No.1585

>>1584
How rather plastic of you! oh but I am pure flesh, apologies, for not anything I said, but for, nothing really!

 No.1589

>>1585
I wish I was metal.

 No.1590

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>>1589
CLANK
WAHOO!!!
~DUN DUN DUN, DUNDUNDUN
DUN DUN DUN, DUNDUNDUN~

 No.1591

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>>1590
You think you're really clever, don't you? "Metal is much stronger than plastic! I truly have outdone the plastic man!" You man of foolish heart, you creature of blindness, your steel joints and galvanized skin are still artificial. You have put on a mock dress to make your outsides look different, but on the inside you have not changed. You share your core value, your artificial nature, your rebellion against nature, with the plastic man, and no benefit or perceived upgrade will change this fact. Had you not had your heart larded into an unfeeling fat by your own deceitful soul, had you not forsaken the path of purity, turning to the left and right at every perceivable opportunity to do so, you would know that to calcify is what is good and necessary. Your metal rejects nature, but the stone appreciates it. The stone IS nature. Calcify, anon. You do not have to be like the rest.

 No.1640

weed is a plant from the ground.
how can you illegalize a natural plant lol.



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 No.1614[Reply]

When I used imageboards on a daily basis I was miserable. A completely ostricized teenager that spent his days in his room, woke up lonely and went to sleep lonely. Why do these sites make me nostalgic? I should want to forget those years, but I instead find a weird sense of comfort in visiting these places again. It's like my brain erased all the suffering and instead only remembers the brief comfort of anonymous iteractions on weird anime sites.

 No.1615

You viewing those times as bad is the problem.

 No.1617

I don't think it's necessarily contradictory - just because you were generally unhappy doesn't mean you can't look back fondly on the parts that were fun, or even just slightly less unhappy.

 No.1620

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When revisiting things from my awful school days, I have a similar feeling. I take it as a great blessing. Every time I go to something I liked as a kid, I always expect nothing but bad memories and awful feelings, but none of that is there. I have a chance to start all over again, to truly love this thing that I was not capable of loving before. You, too, have a chance to start all over again, even if you feel tempted to yearn after your own awful teenage years.

 No.1622

>>1614
suffering always looks slightly romantic when time has made a good enough distance from it. its partially because, though this is a tired trope (but remains true), hardships/suffering to kinda build character/grow u as a person. so ur brain is looking back on something fondly because it knows it has grown from it/learned lessons from it.
i dont think im articulating what i mean especially well but oh well.



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 No.1604[Reply]

I'm asleep at the wheel.

 No.1605

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I crash through month after month, burning gas and breaking things without heading in any particular direction.



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 No.591[Reply]

i need an opinion. from you, amazing people from my computer, is my expressive snail cool ? ?
-his name is Cheesecake
is he cool ?
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 No.1534

cute <3

 No.1540

>>591
i think he is pretty cool...
whats that Cheescake???
you would like to eat some salt????
>gives salt to Cheescake

 No.1541

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>>1540
don't make scary jokes... nobody hurt cheesecake!!
I'll eat all the salt and make sure it's safe

 No.1542

I think he's very cool OP

 No.1580

That's too OP. What does it eat?



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 No.1473[Reply]

You all share the divine spark so why do we have times of fear? Why do we have days of inaction?
If inaction and fear does not serve us why do we hold onto these feelings?
Cast away your fear, cast away your doubt, may what is divine provide you the ability to see well within the darkness.
Bring yourself to life.
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 No.1478

>>1476
I agree this particular game and everything related to it is annoying as fuck!

 No.1501

>>1476
At its core it's just a yandere game with a spited girl taking it out on everyone. Would've been a better game if it didn't adopt the western style of making everything worse just to spite the player for no reason. I guess that's kind of meta?

 No.1524

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It isn't simple. It's not like we could get away with those things. We may have that desire spark but we are still animals after all.

 No.1563

The "divine spark" is limited but I'm unsure what brand of mysticism you subscribe to.

 No.1574

Not everyone's life gets to be dramatic.



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 No.1345[Reply]

album art for orange music
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 No.1538

>>1535
>>1536
>>1537
cool orange works

 No.1539

>>1538
thank you <3

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 No.14[Reply]

Day 3 of eating dark chocolate espresso beans:
I understand drug addiction
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 No.1442

That is very addicting stuff but I think I'll vomit if I eat any more.

 No.1449

wtf is that
how much caffeine is in a hand full of beans compared to a cup of coffee? or how many do you even eat?

 No.1451

>>1449
I'm reading that each bean is around 10-15mg caffeine. a single 8oz "small" cup of normal coffee is usually around 100mg, so a single oz serving of the chocolate beans would be about two coffees. plus, the bags I would buy were closer to 1.5oz, I think, so probably more like 3 coffees.

even still, I can practically smell them right now. they call out to me...

 No.1453

>>1451
my heart palpitates for you

 No.1467

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candy!



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 No.1111[Reply]

skill issue

 No.1239

Spore is classics but I never bothered with it for some reason.

 No.1240

>>1239
I played it when I was a kid - I hadn't followed the hype cycle that led up to its release, so I had no expectations to be disappointed from. I was totally hooked by it, even the space stage. poured many, many hours into it. galactic adventures was cool too

 No.1410

>>1240
Maybe I should try it sometime too. Got hooked on another game right now though. I think I played the cell stage, but never much after surfacing.



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 No.698[Reply]

does anyone want to play skribbl.io sometime this weekend? :)
for the uninitiated, it's basically online pictionary. no setup, no accounts, in-browser, a round is like 10-15 minutes I think
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 No.713

>>712
I think 4 is probably the minimum to have a fun game

 No.714

>>713
Alright let's wait then

 No.715

If I'm there at the right time I'll play even though I don't like social games or drawing, but don't count me in since it's just luck if I'm there or not.

 No.716

>>714
>>715
noted! yeah I'm just hoping one night we can get 4 people online at the same time. maybe I'll post a lobby link later today and see if we can get a group

 No.1409

SKRIBBBL!!!!!!!!



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